I've been poking around in our site stats which tell us everything about you, from the colour of your eyes to your home address, and whether any of you are scrawny with big noses, small chins and many issues or not, and I've realised that the Wellingtonista is failing you in a couple of areas.

1. We haven't made any proclamations as to which is the best brothel in town, or even done any reviews that we've written about.

2. We haven't written any Flight of the Conchords slash fiction. Well, outside of our heads, anyway.

3. We can't tell you how much Shortland Street actors get paid. I don't think even the Aucklandista could help with that one, although they'd like to.

Perhaps our lovely readers could address or answer these issues in the comments?