Batman: Robin, listen to these riddles. Tell me if you interpret them as I do. One, what has yellow skin and writes? Robin: A ballpoint banana! Batman: Right! Two, what people are always in a hurry? Robin: Rushing people? Russians! Batman: Right again. Now what would you say they mean? Robin: Banana... Russian... I've got it! Someone Russian is going on slip on a banana peel and break their neck! Batman: Precisely, Robin! The only possible meaning!